Are you dreading that first date? What if I told you I found the perfect way to avoid that long, drawn out dinner. Maybe you are not that into her, or maybe you just don’t like doing the social thing.
Ever want to start at date number three where you are no longer nervous and awkward and the conversation is casual and flirty? I am not terribly good a dating so often I don’t make it to date number three.
But instead of throwing in the towel and giving up on women all together, I decided to try phone sex. It seemed like a great way to connect with someone and possibly have less awkward moment.
Technology is a beautiful thing. You can find someone to help with your arousal without all the pomp and circumstance of dating. Basically it is an socially awkward introverts dream.
Dating has become so cumbersome. It seems to take forever to meet a real person because every Tom, Dick and Harry are swiping right all night long so these women are just getting tons of spam guys. I only swipe right on the ones I might be interested in, but this tends to leave me overlooked.
Then when I do start talking to them I don’t know what to say and I feel like I am all bumbled words and word salad. I say things like, “Wow your avatar is big, is it real?” So what the hell does that mean? Am I making some bad boob joke? Is this how I want my first impression? And then I spiral into a terrible circle of self doubt. That is until I hopped on a phone sex line 30 min free trial for the first time.
Honestly I thought it was all going to be “put your throbbing John Thomas in my Miss Pudding” but it wasn’t. It was a real girl who was just interested in talking. I told her about my issues with women and she gave me some great tips on what to say when I first meet someone. We chatted for a long time and it was easy.
Yes, things got a bit sexy and flirt. A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell but there may have been some fantasy kissing. After talking to her a number of times I realized I had saved myself from a number of terribly uncomfortable dates but was finally ready to try a date IRL.
I called her before my date to help boost my confidence and get out all my terrible openers before I went out. My date was ok, better than other ones to be sure. I called her after and told her what it was like. My phone-sex lady friend has become like a virtual girlfriend, except she doesn’t get jealous when I go out with other girls and she even gets a bit turn on.
